Thought of some more:
JFR to circumvent 4 car limit by John stepping out of his familiar Castrol Ford to allow Courtney and Brittney to team with Robert and Ashley. John will drive for a new outfit from Yorba Linda under the Brute Racing moniker.
In a last ditch effort to gain media attention, NHRA announces that starting in 2011 the world champions will be decided at next years U.S. Nationals winners. The reason cited was that's how it was done back in the day. In a subsequent release, NHRA announced that the following catagories would comprise the 2011 series:
Top Fuel
Funny Car
A/Fuel Dragster
A/Fuel Funny Car
Alcohol Dragster
Alcohol Funny Car
When asked about the decision NHRA's Graham Light said that since Fuel cars are the sport, why bother with anything else. Injected A/Fuel and Supercharged Alcohol classes will be the feeder system into Nitro. For the other half of the story this reporter tried to ask Warren Johnson his thoughts, however Warren was last seen chasing Light and Tom Compton on foot with a breaker bar screaming you ain't gonna get away with this you greedy sons of b*****s.