Four Kalitta
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I don't think they realize how hard I worked picking out just the right gifts for each of them, something they will treasure always!!!
Teri Sewell--are you ok? (1 Viewer)
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I don't think they realize how hard I worked picking out just the right gifts for each of them, something they will treasure always!!!
Dave
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I don't think they realize how hard I worked picking out just the right gifts for each of them, something they will treasure always!!!
I finally have a reason to buy a nut cracker!!!
Four Kalitta
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I finally have a reason to buy a nut cracker!!!
Good one Dave!!
Throw out all of that old blue & gold junk, I got ya some great new red & white treasures!!!!!
Four Kalitta
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Thanks Terry!! Dave & PJ just don't know what they are missing by not having some of those valuable BUCKEYES!!! Make sure you polish them weekly so they shine!!
Make sure you polish them weekly so they shine!!
Dave
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Terry ... Terry ... Terry. I'm soo disapointed in you. You've gone to the dark side.
(Big sigh)
Terry
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Terry ... Terry ... Terry. I'm soo disapointed in you. You've gone to the dark side.
I didn't mean to, Dave, it's just that I can't keep from staring endlessly at those buckeyes, and polishing them, and staring at them, and polishing them, and.....Dave, PJ, can you help me?????
Four Kalitta
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That is what you are suppose to do Terry. Stare, polish, stare, polish!!!!!
Don't listen to those Wolverine fans they will steer you the wrong way, just keep doing what you are doing & everything will be OK!!!
Dave
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Anything Mike to help balance out all this Buckeye non-sense!
After all it IS almost St. Patricks day. I'm going to be heading down your way tonight for the weekend. I have a buddy (the buckeye lover
) that lives in Aurora. Dang Teri I just flash backed to that coffee mug .....
That is what you are suppose to do Terry. Stare, polish, stare, polish!!!!!
Don't listen to those Wolverine fans they will steer you the wrong way, just keep doing what you are doing & everything will be OK!!!
lots and lots of spit
Four Kalitta
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Now Terry, you took the BUCKEYES to work with you because you are so proud of them & want to show them off!!!!
Dave, you had a flash back to your coffee mug cause deep down you really really like it!!!
Have fun with your BUCKEYE friend!!!!!
Four Kalitta
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Dave
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Terry whatever you do ... DON'T start showing people at work your nuts (buckeyes)! It could get you into big trouble ... from Nebraska fans of course.
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Dave
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That will work, the spit will make them shine, good thinking PJ!!!
Probably not a good idea to be spit shining your nuts (buckeyes) at work either! Because of the fellow Nebraska fans of course .....
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holy crap I choked on my gum laughing at this
nicely done Dave
you must wrap the nuts.....ok that one was just too easy, I'm about to go into one liner overload here.......
ok I'm back
ok wrap them in blue and yellow papers, throw on your loin cloth and dance around them chanting "oh how I hate, ohio state" oh and you have the nebraska luck so carry corn with you, it doesn't really matter what kind. It can be an ear of corn or a can of cream corn, even ethanol will do in a pinch. Its best if this is done in a highly public place.
This will complete phase one of the detoxificationality (yes its its a word...somewhere) process
Four Kalitta
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Terry whatever you do, DON'T listen to those Wolverines, all tho' Dave was quite funny!!!
They are just jealous that they don't have authentic BUCKEYES!!!! You have real BUCKEYE power!!!
Remember those Wolverine fans are only used to seeing the BUCKEYES knock them down, win the game & celebrate!!!!
Four Kalitta
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Even tho' PJ had a great doctor, don't do any of that crazy dancing & chanting he is telling you to do, I still think he is on heavy medication!!!!!!
