Kelly
Nitro Member
OMG! These are way too true!
TWO-YEAR-OLD CANNED BEETS TASTE BETTER THAN YOU THINK
MANICURES ARE A SIGN OF CIVILIZATION
IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR UNDERWEAR, YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO WASH IT
JUST BECAUSE IT IS DARK AND YOU ARE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR BEDROOM DOES NOT MEAN WE CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE BECAUSE OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN, TOO
WHAT LOOKS ACCEPTABLE BY CANDLELIGHT IN YOUR BATHROOM WILL SCARE YOU WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AT THE OFFICE
COFFEE IS POSSIBLE WITHOUT STARBUCKS
RATHER THAN CAMPFIRES, YOU FIND FAMILIES HUDDLED ABOUT TINY BATTERY-OPERATED TELEVISIONS TO WATCH THE SIMPSONS
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE MEAL FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER IN THE SAME DAY
BEER CAN BE DRANK AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY
DON'T SHUN THOSE WHO USE TYLENOL PM OR ADVIL PM TO GET THROUGH 11-HOUR NIGHTS
THAT NEIGHBOR WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE A CHAINSAW IS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
IT SEEMS SPOOKY THAT THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH STILL WORKS
ICE IS A FORM OF CURRENCY
IT'S OK TO LET THE KIDS KEEP THEIR STICK FORT UNTIL THE DEBRIS-PICKUP CREWS START ROLLING IN
A THREE-HOUR LINE FOR GASOLINE IS AN EXPLOSION WAITING TO HAPPEN
COMING HOME FROM WORK WITH A PIZZA AND A CHARGED-UP LAPTOP SO THE KIDS CAN WATCH A DVD MAKES YOU A HERO
YOU RUN OUT OF THINGS TO BARBECUE AFTER DAY 2
ROOF-DAMAGE STORIES ARE PASSE'
SPAGHETTI-O'S AND CANNED TUNA DO NOT MIX WELL
HAIR CAN DRY WITHOUT A BLOWDRYER, BUT IT MAY NOT LOOK THE WAY YOU HAD PLANNED
THE STORM TREASURES YOUR KIDS ARE FINDING REALLY BELONG TO YOUR NEIGHBORS
WHEN YOU HEAR A CHAINSAW AFTER DARK, NEXT LISTEN FOR THE AMBULANCE SIREN
BASEBALL CAPS GO WITH ANY POST-HURRICANE ENSEMBLE
GRAPES TASTE BETTER IN THE DARK
YOU CAN NOT TRAIN YOURSELF NOT TO FLIP ON LIGHT SWITCHES WHEN ENTERING A ROOM
LUKEWARM IS THE NEW COLD
YOU HAVE NEIGHBORS
THE FREEZER SHOULD BE CLEANED OUT REGULARLY
DITTO THE FRIDGE
GARAGE DOORS ARE NOT MAGIC
IT IS EASIER TO IGNORE A DIRTY FLOOR WHEN YOU CAN NOT SEE IT
TWO-YEAR-OLD CANNED BEETS TASTE BETTER THAN YOU THINK
MANICURES ARE A SIGN OF CIVILIZATION
IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR UNDERWEAR, YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO WASH IT
JUST BECAUSE IT IS DARK AND YOU ARE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR BEDROOM DOES NOT MEAN WE CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE BECAUSE OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN, TOO
WHAT LOOKS ACCEPTABLE BY CANDLELIGHT IN YOUR BATHROOM WILL SCARE YOU WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AT THE OFFICE
COFFEE IS POSSIBLE WITHOUT STARBUCKS
RATHER THAN CAMPFIRES, YOU FIND FAMILIES HUDDLED ABOUT TINY BATTERY-OPERATED TELEVISIONS TO WATCH THE SIMPSONS
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE MEAL FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER IN THE SAME DAY
BEER CAN BE DRANK AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY
DON'T SHUN THOSE WHO USE TYLENOL PM OR ADVIL PM TO GET THROUGH 11-HOUR NIGHTS
THAT NEIGHBOR WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE A CHAINSAW IS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
IT SEEMS SPOOKY THAT THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH STILL WORKS
ICE IS A FORM OF CURRENCY
IT'S OK TO LET THE KIDS KEEP THEIR STICK FORT UNTIL THE DEBRIS-PICKUP CREWS START ROLLING IN
A THREE-HOUR LINE FOR GASOLINE IS AN EXPLOSION WAITING TO HAPPEN
COMING HOME FROM WORK WITH A PIZZA AND A CHARGED-UP LAPTOP SO THE KIDS CAN WATCH A DVD MAKES YOU A HERO
YOU RUN OUT OF THINGS TO BARBECUE AFTER DAY 2
ROOF-DAMAGE STORIES ARE PASSE'
SPAGHETTI-O'S AND CANNED TUNA DO NOT MIX WELL
HAIR CAN DRY WITHOUT A BLOWDRYER, BUT IT MAY NOT LOOK THE WAY YOU HAD PLANNED
THE STORM TREASURES YOUR KIDS ARE FINDING REALLY BELONG TO YOUR NEIGHBORS
WHEN YOU HEAR A CHAINSAW AFTER DARK, NEXT LISTEN FOR THE AMBULANCE SIREN
BASEBALL CAPS GO WITH ANY POST-HURRICANE ENSEMBLE
GRAPES TASTE BETTER IN THE DARK
YOU CAN NOT TRAIN YOURSELF NOT TO FLIP ON LIGHT SWITCHES WHEN ENTERING A ROOM
LUKEWARM IS THE NEW COLD
YOU HAVE NEIGHBORS
THE FREEZER SHOULD BE CLEANED OUT REGULARLY
DITTO THE FRIDGE
GARAGE DOORS ARE NOT MAGIC
IT IS EASIER TO IGNORE A DIRTY FLOOR WHEN YOU CAN NOT SEE IT
