I can honestly say that I have never spent more than 3 minutes watching <Insert Location> Idol in one hit.
But I know who that Simon guy is, and he is a fabulously rich, hugely successful multi-millionaire who has had more women than you will ever meet, who loves his cars, has a huge collection of exotic motors and if we ever tempted him to look at drag racing could buy and sell Evan Knoll 5 times overWANKER!