willy
Nitro Member
Hate to make this the New Mater's first posted joke..(other than 1 liners)..but:
The Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damn
Gay Cowboy Movie!
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeeper!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
Oh and please..no offense to any gay cowboys out there..
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
The Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damn
Gay Cowboy Movie!
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeeper!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
Oh and please..no offense to any gay cowboys out there..
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
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