I'd love to read an [un]Gary Scelzi column too!

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The (un) Real John Force: Im Back
That picture looks like someones avatar that used to be a mater.

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If you like that blog, it says more about the reader than the writer......and yea, I love it!

I'm an even BIGGER conspiracy theorist than the "bigger conspiracy theorist". I say it's Scelzi. Think about it. It's right up HIS alley. I mean, think about a few things: Whoever is writing this stuff knows the champ pretty well. And I don't mean "Number 1 fan pretty well", I mean he HAS to know Force. Chalk one up for Scelzi. Now, who of that group is crazy enough to write stories like this? Another point: Scelzi. Who has the warped sense of humor to make fun of himself like that? Point: Scelzi. And who is a lot of these blogs "aimed" at? Scelzi and his team mate and buddy Capps. (I would love to be a fly on the wall watching Ron Capps laughing hysterically at some of these posts on the blog, you know he's got to be howling with laughter. He has a great sense of humor too).

I may be wrong here too, I usually am. But *I* think it's Scelzi. Whoever it is, GOD BLESS 'EM! I laugh at that stuff until it hurts.

John is the master of public relations. I still think someone in his organization is up to this. But if Im wrong, can you imagine his team reading this blog? How about John himself? Id like to be a fly on the wall for that one.

Hmmm...

Maybe it's someone name Henkelman?

Nah, just my imagination...

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It can't actually be John Force writing the thing because not a single line mentioned Castrol, Nordic boats, Brand Source, AAA, Bob's Country Bunker, The Waffle House or "And the bottom line is..."

LOL @ Tony

This stuff is PRICELESS satire, too bad the audience is so narrow.

Considering the Champ's background,- you know, Hawaiian Gardens, raised in a trailer and his drag racing bloodline, its hard to believe it's not the real deal.

And don't ya think that some of the comments about crew and opponents EXACTLY echo JF'S thoughts?

Sleepless in Seattle

nuff said...

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I just read the post about fans in Seattle. Too funny.

I don't know who's writing that blog, but it's BRILLIANT. It really wouldn't surprise me if JF was doing it himself. I can hear JF every time I read an entry. Truly classic.