Sam's "Fantasy nitro team" thread... with a twist.

whats this Karl I don't get to drive something?? and I don't mean the tow vehicle.


I don't remember all the rules for this.
2 current drivers
Hillary Will and Gary Densham.
2 Up and comers Erica Ortiz and me. Ok probably can't pick myself but its my make believe money.

Walmart would sponsor all of us. We'd have the store full of racing merchandise and promotions. Cross promotions with vendors and much much more.

Originally Posted by Karl Stalcup

Top end, diver, or in the can GP? We've got slots for all three. Name your poison.

d'kid
is this thread silly or not?

Top end... an it shore 'nuff is...but I am all about fun these days.

Originally Posted by Karl Stalcup

Terry Nebraski, Teri with the pretty eyes, and Alan L, we have jobs, you are people, let's do lunch

Me and Terry work together??? Oh Karl, now you've asked for it!!

OK, here's my go at this

2 Funny Cars

#1 - Richie Stevens, sponsored by Bass Pro Shops/Nitro boats (just seems fitting).

#2 - Whit Bazemore, sponsored by In-n-Out Burger (yeah baby!!)

Developmental Team, 2 Alky FC,

#1 - Erica Ortiz

#2 - Randy Baker

(hey, gotta give the shots to some 'Maters!)

Ok I will drive the Alky funnycar, but I have a couple of conditions:

Tommy Howell {Follow a Dream Funnycar}, and Dave Schelk {Bars Leak/Tate Branch funnycar} as crewchief and tuners. Doug Palmer is my clutch man. I also get Minick and Karl along with my own hammock.

You have to fund my Nitro funnycar R & D team of Dale Pulde and Frank Ogelsby!

Fuel checks,,,,,I don't do fuel checks,,,,and NO it wasn't filled to the top with Nitro,,,honest!

Rapid {Only Alky Funnycar on the planet with 6-foot header flames}

PS, I can add more conditions as I think of them. Call me OU812.

Originally Posted by Randy Baker

Rapid {Only Alky Funnycar on the planet with 6-foot header flames}

Also the only Alky funny car with a less than 100 inch wheelbase. I can see it now, Randy to his crew chief: "This thing goes too straight ... it's no fun to drive ... get out the torch and shorten this thing up!!!!"

Originally Posted by Chris Cook

Also the only Alky funny car with a less than 100 inch wheelbase. I can see it now, Randy to his crew chief: "This thing goes too straight ... it's no fun to drive ... get out the torch and shorten this thing up!!!!"

I can see it too, He'd be out there with something as long about the length of a golf cart

If I get rich, I will fund a 2 car top fuel team for Timmah and Erica Ortiz. Lee Beard will be the crew chief. Sponsors will be Fed/EX for Timmah (natch) and Southwest Airlines for Erica. We will have a ridiculously cool hospitality area, and if you have "Mater Cred" you are always welcome.

2 car development team will not be so much of a development team but more of a way for me and my dad to have fun. We will run A/Fuel and have too much fun with sponsorship from Maker's Mark.

We will have a guard dog to keep Rapid Randy out of our hammock though.

PJ,,,I like the way you and Chris think!

Chris,,,Keeping Ol' Rapid out of the hammock between rounds,,,,Good luck with that buddy.

Rapid

My would be Marty Nothstein.

darn, my picture won't load... I'll try it later...

Timmah I think you forgot Team Manager~!!

Originally Posted by Jessica Murry

Timmah I think you forgot Team Manager~!!

Oh yeah....Ok..Jessica Murry....(Director of Hospitality and Sponsor Relations). Actual TEAM MANAGER would most likely be mom because of her Legal back ground. Gonna have to keep an eye on Me and Skuza and our "WORDS OF THE DAY", to ensure we don't have any Law Suits coming forth. Your job would be a tough one Jess, which also means you have to Pick the HOT EYE CANDY that attracts people to our MEGA Pit area.

Originally Posted by Chris Cook

If I get rich, I will fund a 2 car top fuel team for Timmah and Erica Ortiz. Lee Beard will be the crew chief. Sponsors will be Fed/EX for Timmah (natch) and Southwest Airlines for Erica. We will have a ridiculously cool hospitality area, and if you have "Mater Cred" you are always welcome.

.

Well, I like your thinking too Chris, but we'll have to dump the Fed Ex thing or Southwest thing... It would be a conflict of interst because Fed Ex is considered an AIRLINE Too...! So, I was thinking "UNCLE JACK DANIELS" for Timmah's Sponsor??? Or "UNCLE APPLE PIE?"

Originally Posted by Tim Charlet

Well, I like your thinking too Chris, but we'll have to dump the Fed Ex thing or Southwest thing... It would be a conflict of interst because Fed Ex is considered an AIRLINE Too...! So, I was thinking "UNCLE JACK DANIELS" for Timmah's Sponsor??? Or "UNCLE APPLE PIE?"

Since me and my Dad's A/Fuel teams are going to be sponsored by Maker's Mark ... can't have that Tennessee rot-gut JD. We could dump SouthWest for Hilton since I have been to hundreds of them .... or Cisco Systems since I spend most of my waking hours configuring Cisco Routers/Switches/Access Points and trying to keep my Cisco certifications current.

Originally Posted by Tim Charlet

Oh yeah....Ok..Jessica Murry....(Director of Hospitality and Sponsor Relations). Actual TEAM MANAGER would most likely be mom because of her Legal back ground. Gonna have to keep an eye on Me and Skuza and our "WORDS OF THE DAY", to ensure we don't have any Law Suits coming forth. Your job would be a tough one Jess, which also means you have to Pick the HOT EYE CANDY that attracts people to our MEGA Pit area.

I'm up for the job!!!!!