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Old 01-25-2008, 11:50 AM
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If the NHRA Had To Write A Personals Ad...

Widowed, 57 years young, I like to travel to different cities each year like Indianapolis, Las Vegas, a few places in Texas, and I would like to visit Charlotte for the first time this year, too..

I enjoy car shows, fast race cars, oh and the smell of the smell of nitomethane...Hmm....really gets my motor going...

Although I am a lot of fun, and a bit of a risk taker (although my close friends will tell you that I am ultra-conservative and don't really get myself out there and market myself to available gentleman), I am very sensitive because I have just recently been dumped. It was a short romance, but one that I was clinging on to and very hopeful for, nonetheless.

If you are nice, have lotsa money, and can take care of me for the next 50 years, I promise to bring you excitement and a great times ahead.

Oh, and the other things you are looking for like "HEAD(ers)", honey, you are going to have to hire a HOOKER for that!
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Old 01-25-2008, 12:05 PM
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Jay, that's hilarious!
Did you forget to mention your endless stream of income and how firm you are up top? That could help in getting attention.
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Thanks Bobby....
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