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Old 10-24-2007, 01:50 PM
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Hilarious new John Force blog

Found this interesting blog while surfing the net...pretty funny

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Old 10-24-2007, 01:58 PM
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Too damn funny Thanks for the post. Your time on the web was well spent!!
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:08 PM
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That is some funny sh!t right there.
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:26 PM
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Dude, that's some of the funniest schitt I have read in a LONG time.

(At least since NHRA announced the "Countdown" format)
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:33 PM
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Re: Hilarious new John Force blog

What's really bad......you can almost imagine John saying things like that, or at least thinking it
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:55 PM
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I would bet 100:1 that that the Unreal John Force is really Mike Henkleman!
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:10 PM
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I would bet 100:1 that that the Unreal John Force is really Mike Henkleman!
I think I 'm with you on that one Lance.
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:36 PM
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That's funny stuff
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:38 PM
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My brother showed me this earlier this morning. Sadly I've been spending my time crashing through meetings with David getting him ready to be gone for five days. (He left about half an hour ago.) GO MATCO!

I'll admit that it reads like some of my stuff from a couple years ago, but sadly I can't take credit (OK Im lying...I totally could.) But I smell something here...does anyone but me think it sounds an awful lot like John himself? Think someone hired a PR guy to do this or something?

Just my .02 cents. And thanks guys, for assuming that Im funny enough to write that.
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:04 PM
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Re: Hilarious new John Force blog

the profanity is uncalled for.
especially if this is not the real john
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:30 PM
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the profanity is uncalled for.
especially if this is not the real john
Awww geee Mike.... If you go to confession and say 3 Hail Marys.. God will forgive you.. also set this page to X rated in case you have children under 21....

I agree the word shi* is uncalled for... Amen Brother...

I just Re-Read the post... can you please show ME where the swearing is.. ??? I did see the "B" word.. if thats what your referring to.. please stop it as I might be one.. I never met my father... & it hurts my feelings...
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:39 PM
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I wonder how many times Force went to detention for using fowl language.
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:09 PM
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.....something about .....'f_ _ _ _ _g oxygen'...... i believe was the phrase
that caught my attention

ok - it is a funny read
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:22 PM
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That is funny..and what's sad is I can picture Force doing all that..LOL

I like the first one..about being home:

"That's right, I had the morphine button installed in my chair. I've clicked it twice while I was typing thi...."

**crackin up**

That's good stuff..and even mentioned the Mater.
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:14 PM
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That is some of the funniest ****e I've read in a long time.

I can totally see John pulling all that stuff, which makes it even funnier.

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A couple of people pointed at me in the window, and started laughing. I looked down to realize I was only wearing an undershirt, and my .......... .......... was hanging out under the shirt trying to get a peek at all the action.
Best line EVER!
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